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I wonder if I gave everyone the wrong address, because I haven't received any Christmas cards yet
I got Rantz's (Rantz'?) though. Thanks Rantz!
I'm a little melancholy because in the last fortnight, Del Murder, Miriel and Mikztsu have all been in Auckland and I have been unable to show them around
Ten years ago today, I was a teenager catching a bus at 5am to go meet some American hooligan at the airport. And look at us now! Who knew I would accidentally find a dashing, stubborn, and intelligent fellow who would check all the zoo/museum enclosures so I don't have to see any _________, make singing along to the radio the funniest thing ever, be able to find, identify and point out birds before I've even noticed them, and knock out a Dostoevsky like it ain't no thang? Certainly not me.
in my life right now is an obstacle designed to prevent me from starting to watch the final season of Breaking Bad
I dreamt that Del and I were sitting at a bench eating lunch, and strangers kept coming up to us and asking for him to sign their copies of his bestselling memoir, and asking where his wife was. Then they would turn to me and ask me why I didn't have a real job or an education, and then Del kept telling them that it was because I kept asking people for handouts.
Calliope: Most Neurotic Member 2013